An inside joke for Christians who read the footnotes. If somebody laughs at this, they are your people.
My Red Flags Have Been Parted Like the Red Sea. Laser etched straight into a 20 oz Polar Camel ringneck tumbler, so the joke cuts through the powder coat down to bare steel. It won't peel, fade, or repent.
20 oz double-wall vacuum insulated stainless steel
