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My Enemies Are My Footstool. Apparently, I Need a Bigger Living Room Tee

My Enemies Are My Footstool. Apparently, I Need a Bigger Living Room Tee

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My Enemies Are My Footstool. Apparently, I Need a Bigger Living Room.

An inside joke for Christians who read the footnotes. If somebody laughs at this, they are your people.

Printed on the Gildan Softstyle CVC Tee (SanMar 64000CVC): soft, comfy, and holds up through every potluck. Sizes XS to 4XL.

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